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#65999
67 days ago
9 comments

I masturbated using a lubricated cucumber and served it in a salad to my deadbeat husband.

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He might like that idea of where the cucumber has been

reply #140723 by @Anonymous on Sat Jul 3 1:22:25 2010 | Flag reply

 

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I take it the cucumber did the job he doesn't do? If so, I'm glad you used it in his salad.

reply #140728 by @Anonymous on Sat Jul 3 2:31:19 2010 | Flag reply

You act like that was a bad thing...

reply #140750 by @Anonymous on Thu Jul 8 11:20:05 2010 | Flag reply

 

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OMG....that was raw and uncut!! Lol

reply #140773 by @Anonymous on Sat Jul 17 15:36:14 2010 | Flag reply

why couldn't you do that for someone who would really appreciate it...sounds yummy to me!

reply #140851 by @Anonymous on Thu Aug 19 17:03:10 2010 | Flag reply

 

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major kudos. now dump his ass

reply #140854 by @Anonymous on Sun Aug 22 0:34:47 2010 | Flag reply

I BET HE LOVED IT!!

reply #140860 by @Anonymous on Mon Aug 23 5:05:13 2010 | Flag reply

 

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Hahaha that.... is too funny. I dont know if id appreciate its symbolism, but i like your guts. hahaha brownie points

reply #140876 by @Anonymous on Tue Aug 31 17:15:34 2010 | Flag reply

You go GIRL!

reply #140882 by @Anonymous on Fri Sep 3 19:33:00 2010 | Flag reply

 

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